Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
I do not like sports unless you consider treating all humankind with love...
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he...
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were...
Cents are the most universally used interval measure.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the...
Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at...
