There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.
I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is like really...
It will work. I am a marketing genius.
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge beautiful and white.
Cents are the most universally used interval measure.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the...
Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at...
