The better you know yourself the better your relationship with the rest of the world.
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history....
Men are superior to women for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
If you have everything under control, you're not moving fast enough
Thought is an errand boy, fear a mine of...