I never thought of myself as like a funny person.
You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
You only grow when you are alone.
Cents are the most universally used interval measure.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the...
Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at...
