I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.
You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes and I...
I feel lucky because I was a nerd which I talk about in the book but I had...
I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports I...
Cents are the most universally used interval measure.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the...
Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at...