They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say 'Can he name a kitten?'
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what...
I like ice hockey but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...
He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce.
It's really frightening, American food on the whole. That's what always...
In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and...
