I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead of at three o clock in the morning.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
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He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce.
It's really frightening, American food on the whole. That's what always...
In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and...