The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate they are green and vigorous in old age.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning because sometimes when I eat breakfast I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
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He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce.
It's really frightening, American food on the whole. That's what always...
In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and...