Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce.
It's really frightening, American food on the whole. That's what always...
In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and...