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I am thankful I was born in America although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America you can always find some food.
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people no matter how hard...
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television...
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that...
He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce.
It's really frightening, American food on the whole. That's what always...
In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and...