Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual...
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...
