Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to sell books you have to write about the interesting lawyers - the guys who steal all the money and take off. That's the fun stuff.
When I go to a bar I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...