A lot of people think I'm that guy in 'Betsy's Wedding' but I'm not. What it is for me is that on some level I connect with the character emotionally.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...
