I spent a lot of years just learning my craft and falling down in front of the camera.
If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...
