There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
Every time I write something I think this is the most offensive thing I...
If I could wake up in a different place at a different time could I wake up...
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...