A man ceases to be a beginner in any given science and becomes a master in that science when he has learned that he is going to be a beginner all his life.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...