God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes and I...
I feel lucky because I was a nerd which I talk about in the book but I had...
I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports I...
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...
