Today if you invent a better mousetrap the government comes along with a better mouse.
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...
