Well I was sort of a jack-of-all-trades in show business for a long time. I was a singer and a dancer and then I got a job as an actor.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because...
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...
