Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because...
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
We actually became just what it was that we'd set...
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl....
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I don't think anyone enjoyed it. Apart from the...
