I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
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Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.