When I was in Philadelphia during the Depression in 1930 or '31 I got a very sad job as a night watchman in a garage. The cars in the garage had been abandoned by their owners since they had lost their jobs and couldn't keep up the payments.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.