I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.
Start with God - the first step in learning is bowing down to God only fools thumb their noses at such wisdom and learning.
As iron sharpens iron so a friend sharpens a friend.
From your silken hair to your delicate feet you are perfection to me....
Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all...
God has no religion.