Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God then we will be a nation gone under.
It's true hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance?
Trust but verify.
No matter what time it is wake me even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet...
From your silken hair to your delicate feet you are perfection to me....
Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all...
God has no religion.
