You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.
Part of me suspects that I'm a loser and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.
Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
The basic thing nobody asks is why do people take drugs of any sort? Why do...
From your silken hair to your delicate feet you are perfection to me....
Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all...
God has no religion.
