I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Any man today who returns from work sinks into a chair and calls for his...
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -...
Every success story has a parent who says 'over my dead body.' Every success...
From your silken hair to your delicate feet you are perfection to me....
Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all...
God has no religion.
