There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist a woman in the audience stood up and said 'Yes but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
Men get laid but women get screwed.
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should...
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
From your silken hair to your delicate feet you are perfection to me....
Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all...
God has no religion.
