I like food like any other guy but it is not the main thing in my life. I can do without it.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just...
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
From your silken hair to your delicate feet you are perfection to me....
Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all...
God has no religion.
