So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would have put diamonds on the floor.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just...
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
From your silken hair to your delicate feet you are perfection to me....
Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all...
God has no religion.
