Never have more children than you have car windows.
I had a stick of CareFree gum but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble but as soon as the gum lost its flavor I was back to pondering my mortality.
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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