What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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