The first glass is for myself the second for my friends the third for good humor and the forth for my enemies.
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test which I would not have been able to do.
I don't like country music but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And...
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter...
I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage my kids and my...
If you're picking your best friend based on what kind of clothes she wears or...
All my graduation money went to paying for bartending classes so I could have...
A month before graduation I got an off-Broadway job. Then I did some...