The old fun thing is when somebody typed up the first chapter of War and Peace. And then made a precis of the rest of it and sent it out and only one publisher recognized it.
The greatest happiness is to know the source of unhappiness.
Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up....
A real gentleman even if he loses everything he owns must show no emotion....
Deprived of meaningful work men and women lose their reason for existence...
Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a...
In a sense, there's a great truth to that, but,...
I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody who had a...