I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.
The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.
Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die...
We are all born ignorant but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a...
In a sense, there's a great truth to that, but,...
I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody who had a...
