At the risk of appearing disingenuous I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe which is frequently hilarious.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
As a cure for worrying work is better than whiskey.
Wisdom has its root in goodness not goodness its root in wisdom.
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.
Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a...
In a sense, there's a great truth to that, but,...
I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody who had a...
