After I won the Oscar my salary doubled my friends tripled my children became more popular at school my butcher made a pass at me and my maid hit me up for a raise.
People with great gifts are easy to find but symmetrical and balanced ones never.
As a cure for worrying work is better than whiskey.
Wisdom has its root in goodness not goodness its root in wisdom.
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.
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