I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
I believe the first test of a truly great man is in his humility.
Better the rudest work that tells a story or records a fact than the richest...
Men were not intended to work with the accuracy of tools to be precise and...
Men cannot not live by exchanging articles but producing them. They live by...
Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a...
In a sense, there's a great truth to that, but,...
I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody who had a...
