I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.
Truth has rough flavours if we bite it through.
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