Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious you're a clown.
All the arguments which are brought to represent poverty as no evil show it evidently to be a great evil.
To keep your secret is wisdom but to expect others to keep it is folly.
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth and every other man has...
Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a...
In a sense, there's a great truth to that, but,...
I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody who had a...
