Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...
Those allies who failed to join us will regret it. They're making a...
One cannot be prepared for something while secretly believing it will not...
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only...
