I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another.
You take away all the other luxuries in life and if you can make someone smile and laugh you have given the most special gift: happiness.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what...
Humor is healing.
Those allies who failed to join us will regret it. They're making a...
One cannot be prepared for something while secretly believing it will not...
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only...
