I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
I'm horrible in the mornings. I'm grumpy.
Just get out. Just leave.
It was honestly, it was torture.