Ah reality TV: where opportunists delight in exposing opportunism! It's kind of like the indie music scene.
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Work is the price which is paid for reputation.
Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave...
Respect yourself if you would have others respect you.
I'm horrible in the mornings. I'm grumpy.
Just get out. Just leave.
It was honestly, it was torture.