When I was a kid I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Our forefathers used to live longer and healthy...
Mr. Speaker our Nation must no longer be complacent about underage drinking...
Illegal immigration is not just a matter of interest in states along our...
