Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old age.' The woman says 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of...
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a...
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely...
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
