I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate...
That is the saving grace of humor if you fail no one is laughing at you.
There is no reason to repeat bad history.
There were various turning points, but the main one at the beginning was...
Look into the heavens and say, “It’s my turn to make history.
