Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't get very far.
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
It's just a job. Grass grows birds fly waves pound the sand. I beat people...
Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know...
At home, I hardly ever leave London. I don't like the countryside in...
Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively...
