I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
The only foes that threaten America are the enemies at home and these are ignorance superstition and incompetence.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
We work to become not to acquire.
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day wisdom consists...
Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know...
At home, I hardly ever leave London. I don't like the countryside in...
Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively...
