I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know...
At home, I hardly ever leave London. I don't like the countryside in...
Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively...
