United Artists wanted to do records with me. I had no idea what a rare thing that was... to make an album. And they put a guy with me working on songs and I got busy with films. I just kind of let it slide. Isn't that amazing?
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity perseverance and to turn around three times...
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched...
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Give out what you most want to come back.
