Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
But most good movies have a gun in them.
I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Give out what you most want to come back.
